INFP • 23 • cis femme lesbian • she/her • Go ahead and scroll for a spell, I don't mind. I'll make you some tea while I'm at it. I am officially off the market 💕💖

darthsuki:

darthsuki:

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Thank you to all the people who agree that having to viscerally reject a feature once a week is a part of tumblr culture we can all get behind (and loathe)

angryraptor13:

bjornkram:

bjornkram:

Wow that was FAST. Check out this YouTube ad I just got trying to hire scabs immediately.

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The fact that they’re advertising it as hourly pay is so telling that they’re hoping to just hire random people off the street. They’re trying to prey on desperate actors who don’t know that $180/hr for a fucking GODZILLA movie is the hugest rip off anyone could possibly pull. No rights, royalties or residuals but hey at least you’ll get paid fucking nothing!

Godzilla vs king Kong 2 is a Toho co and Warner Bros production btw. Just so you know what corporations are sanctioning this pathetic shit

Don’t cross the picket line!

cricketcat9:

nikosheba:

A couple job interview hacks from someone who has to give a job interview every single goddamn day: (disclaimer: this goes for my process and my company’s process, other companies and industries might be different)

1. There are a few things I check and a few questions I ask literally just to figure out if you can play the game and get along with others in a professional setting. Part of the job I interview for is talking to people, and we work in teams. So if you can’t “play the game” a tiny bit, it’s not going to work. Playing the game includes:

- Why do you want to work here? (just prove that you googled the company, tell me like 1 thing about us, I just want to know that you did SOME kind of preparation for this interview)

- Are you wearing professional clothing? I don’t need a suit just don’t show up in a ratty t-shirt and sweatpants.

- Are you able to speak respectfully and without dropping f-bombs all the time? Not because I’m offended but because I don’t want to be reported to HR if you wind up on my team.

- Can you follow simple directions in an interview?

2. Stop telling me protected information. I don’t want to know about what drugs or medications you’re on, I don’t want to know about you being sick, I don’t want to know if you’re planning to have children soon, I don’t want to know anything about your personal life other than “can you do the job?” 

3. When we ask, “What questions do you have for me?” here are my favorites I’ve heard:
- What does the day-to-day look like for a member of your team?

- If one of your team members was not performing up to his usual standard, what steps would you take to correct that?

- What can I start doing now to accelerate my learning process in this job?

- What are some reservations you have about me as a candidate? (be ready for this emotionally….it will REALLY help you in the future, and I’ve had people save themselves from a No after this, but can be hard to hear)

- In your opinion, what skills and qualities does the ideal candidate for this job possess?

- What advice would you give to a new hire in this position/someone who wanted to break into this industry, as someone who has worked here for a while?


Those are just my tips off-the-cuff. I work in sales in marketing/SAAS, so these can be very different depending on the industry, but I wish the people I interview could read this before they show up. 

Good advice good advice good advice

Worked in recruiting for years, changed jobs, was on both sides of the table, can tell you: not really very different depending of the industry, this is good basic stuff, please read, apply, and good luck!

williamfbuckley:

i hate when you see a good post about how visible aging is sexy and then the notes are full of people making it about men. like i’m sorry do you live in a world where men are taught to fear any sign of having lived past the age of 25 while women are somehow celebrated for it??? do you think wanting to fuck that old man is revolutionary?? should we throw a party??? should we invite pedro pascal???

hetheyshe:

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peace and love on planet earth

bisexualboyfriendwife:

For the last time. A bear is a FAT hairy man. FAT. FAT. Say it with me because it’s not a bad word. Bears are fat men. Stop showing me dehydrated and muscular hairy white men. That is not a bear. That is some generic white guy I don’t want to look at. Give me real bears or give me death.

buddahlovaz:

being called pretentious on tumblr is just affirmation that you’re normal and on the right track because this website is full of adults who haven’t picked up a real book since tenth grade

modmad:

ierohero:

seeing people be like ‘I know it’s going to be hard to support the sag strike because movies and shows will stop coming out but-’ is so fucking funny like can I introduce you to a beautiful concept called the million billion movies and shows that already exist that you couldn’t even get through in a lifetime if you wanted. welcome to heaven <3

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parliament-of-owlets:

I thought the whole “we’re gonna use AI to write shows and movies and pay you garbage wages to fix the scripts” was vile, but “we want to scan background actors and then OWN THEIR LIKENESS TO USE IN PERPETUITY DESPITE PAYING THEM FOR ONLY A SINGLE DAY’S WORK” is just…

I don’t have words for this. There are no words that capture the sheer revulsion I felt at reading that actual, real fucking offer from the AMPTP.

filmnoirsbian:

There’s just this attitude that a lot of weed users have surrounding their drug use (nicotine/tobacco and caffeine addicts also) that irks me because they rely on this idea that they aren’t “like those REAL drug users,” because weed isn’t addictive (untrue) or it’s not a “real drug” (untrue) or it’s good for them (in some situations, maybe) whereas obvious all those other “REAL drugs” are completely different, don’t lump them in with those other addicts, etc etc etc. And it’s really frustrating as someone who has used or currently uses those “REAL drugs” or has a history with addiction getting stigmatized even by other drug users/addicts. Like I said, caffeine and nictotine and even a lot of drinkers do this too. Maybe if you have to light up three times a day or if you have to have 12oz of caffeine three times a day or if you go through three cigarettes a day you have more in common with your fellow addicts and/or users than you want to admit, and maybe the only reason you don’t want to admit that is because you see something wrong with “REAL drugs” and the people who use them.

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

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me and my bf were talking about fluttershy probably being terrible at smoking weed and that evolved into the idea of pinkie pie giving her the worst high in her life

happy 4/20 everypony

nmri:

autistics love smoking weed so much because the rituals are pretty clearly defined